Bruno Mars Offered Over $1 Million to Perform at Bat Mitzvah

$1 Million Offer Made by Russian Oligarch for Leonard Blavatnik Daughter Bat Mitzvah

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Image via Bruno Mars on Facebook / Bruno Mars

According to the NY Daily News, Bruno Mars has actually been offered over $1 million dollars to perform at a bat mitzvah for the little girl to Russian oligarch Leonard Blavatnik.

Fascinating enough, one of Access Industries’ subsidiaries is Warner Music Group, which owns Atlantic Records. Atlantic also occurs to be the same record label Bruno Mars has launched both his cds with, most just recently Unorthodox Jukebox. Continue reading Bruno Mars Offered Over $1 Million to Perform at Bat Mitzvah

Bruno Mars drafts R. Kelly and Pharrell for ‘Gorilla’ remix

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Bruno Mars

Hоw tо mаkе Brunо Mаrѕ’ dеlіghtfullу nаughtу “Gorilla” a little naughtier? With hеlр frоm R. Kelly аnd Phаrrеll.

Thаt’ѕ whо Mаrѕ hіt uр for a juѕt-rеlеаѕеd remix оf thе ѕоng, a rаunсhу hіghlіght frоm thе ѕіngеr’ѕ grеаt 2012 аlbum, “Unоrthоdоx Jukеbоx.”

Pоѕtеd Friday оn Twіttеr (following a Q&A thаt Mаrѕ conducted thеrе), thе nеw vеrѕіоn еxраndѕ оn thе оrіgіnаl’ѕ wіldlіfе thеmе, wіth Kеllу describing hіmѕеlf аѕ “an аnасоndа іn уоur gаrdеn” аnd Pharrell proposing some carefully сhоѕеn yoga positions.

“I’ll bе gоіng ape оn іt, babe,” Kеllу promises, “All up in thе fоrеѕt going crazy.”
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The Lazy Song

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything

I’m gonna kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody’s gon’ tell me I can’t

I’ll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
‘Cause in my castle I’m the freaking man

Oh yes, I said it I said it
I said it ’cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything
Nothing at all, (hoo hoo) (hoohoo) (hooooo) nothing at all

Tomorrow I’ll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she’s gonna scream out
This is great
(Oh my god, this is great)

Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry paps, you’ll just have to wait

Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it ’cause I can

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything

No, I ain’t gonna comb my hair
‘Cause I ain’t going anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

I’ll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, today I don’t feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don’t feel like picking up my phone, so leave a message at the tone
‘Cause today I swear I’m not doing anything

Nothing at all
hoohoo hoohoo oooo
Nothing at all
hoohoo hoohoo oooo
Nothing at all

 

When I Was Your Man

Same bed but it seems just a little bit bigger now
Our song on the radio but it don’t sound the same
When our friends talk about you, all it does is just tear me down
Cause my heart breaks a little when I hear your name

It all just sounds like oooooh .
Too young, too dumb to realize
That I should ‘ve bought you flowers
And held your hand
Should ‘ve gave you all my hours
When I had the chance
Take you to every party
Cause all you wanted to do was dance
Now my baby’s dancing
But she’s dancing with another man

My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish ways
Caused a good strong woman like you to walk out my life
Now I never, never get to clean up the mess I made, ohhhhhhh
And it haunts me every time I close my eyes

It all just sounds like oooooh
too young, too dumb to realize
That I should ‘ve bought you flowers
And held your hand
Should ‘ve gave you all my hours
When I had the chance
Take you to every party
Cause all you wanted to do was dance
Now my baby’s dancing
But she’s dancing with another man

Although it hurts
I’ll be the first to say that I was wrong
I know I’m probably much too late
To try and apologize for my mistakes
But I just want you to know

I hope he buys you flowers
I hope he holds your hand
Gives you all his hours
When he has the chance
Take you to every party
Cause I remember how much you loved to dance
Do all the things I should ‘ve done
When I was your man
Do all the things I should ‘ve done
When I was your man

 

Grenade

Easy come, easy go, that’s just how you live
Oh, take, take, take it all but you never give
Should’ve known you was trouble from the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open, why were they open?

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
‘Cause what you don’t understand is
Oh oh oh

I’d catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I’d jump in front of a train for ya
You know I’d do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won’t do the same

No, no, no, no

Black, black, black and blue, beat me ’til I’m numb
Tell the devil I said, hey, when you get back to where you’re from
Mad women, bad women, that’s just what you are, yeah
You’ll smile in my face then rip the brakes out my car

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, yes, you did
To give me all your love is all I ever asked
‘Cause what you don’t understand is

I’d catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I’d jump in front of a train for ya
You know I’d do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for ya, baby
But you won’t do the same

If my body was on fire
Ooh, you’d watch me burn down in flames
You said you loved me, you’re a liar
‘Cause you never, ever, ever did, baby

But darling, I’d still catch a grenade for ya
Throw my hand on a blade for ya
I’d jump in front of a train for ya
You know I’d do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Take a bullet straight through my brain
Yes, I would die for you, baby
But you won’t do the same

No, you won’t do the same
You wouldn’t do the same
Ooh, you never do the same
No, no, no, no

 

Treasure

Give me all, give me all, give me all attention baby
I got to tell you a little something about yourself
You’re wonderful, flawless, ooh you’re a sexy lady
But you walk around here like you wanna be someone else

Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

I know that you don’t know it, but you’re fine, so fine
(fine, so fine)
Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhh

Oh girl I’m gonna show you when you’re mine, oh mine(mine, oh mine)

Treasure, that is what you are
Honey you’re my golden star
I know you could make my wish come true
If you let me treasure you
If you let me treasure you

oh oooooh

Pretty girl, pretty girl, pretty girl you should be smiling
A girl like you should never look so blue
You’re everything I see in my dreams
I wouldn’t say that to you if it wasn’t true

Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh

I know that you don’t know it, but you’re fine, so fine
(fine, so fine)

Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh

Oh girl I’m gonna show you when you’re mine, oh mine(mine, oh mine)

Treasure, that is what you are
Honey you’re my golden star
I know you could make my wish come true
If you let me treasure you
If you let me treasure you

You are my treasure, you are my treasure
You are my treasure, yeah, you you you, you are
You are my treasure, you are my treasure
You are my treasure, yeah, you you you, you are

Treasure, that is what you are
Honey you’re my golden star
I know you can make my wish come true
If you let me treasure you
If you let me treasure you

 

Bruno Mars Superbowl Appearance May Be Joined By B.o.B

B.o.B joins Bruno Mars at Superbowl
B.o.B joins Bruno Mars at Superbowl

B.o.B is happy Bruno Mars is the halftime entertainer at Super Bowl XLVIII, particularly if he gets an invite to join him onstage.
B.o.B states with a laugh: “I ain’t got my call yet, however I hope I’ll be on there.”.

Mars and the rap artist collaborated on the 2010 No. 1 hit, “Nothin’ on You.” The track was chosen for several Grammy Awards and helped Mars launch his effective solo profession, which consists of two platinum cds and 10 Top 5 favorites.

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